My downstairs neighbours
My job
The fact I havent won the lottery yet
Earwigs
Happy Hardcore
Charvers who play tinny music out loud on their mobiles
Soap Operas
Pigeons that fly low over my head so I think theyre going to cack on me
Muslim men who think its ok to scowl at me....
...in fact Islam in general
People who think its ok to walk to the front of bus queues
Hayfever
Bad shit happening to people I care about
Tomatoes
Mockneys
Middle class bints in fucking Ugg boots
I can go on like this for hours.....